Saturday, September 4, 2010 . 9/04/2010 04:31:00 PM

Guys are annoying. Noisy guys are even more annoying. Egoistic guys are the MOST annoying of all. 

Well, that's my conclusion. But it doesn't exactly stop me from liking the opposite sex (Or Mummy might be devastated at the fact that I might become a lesbian. Not that it's bad thing either. Hey, I'm more open-minded). 

Guys are annoying. Even some of my best guy friends.

Let's see. I shall only describe two of them, since they're the closest ones I have. 

There's the Joker, Manton. For nearly the whole decade that I've known him, he's one of the noisiest guys... EVER!! Although he's not exactly THAT irritating (Hey, I can never forget the prank you and Michelle decided to pull on me and Mr. Pilot). When he was young (and cuter), he always walked around flipping his hair like some hair ad model. Always crack stupid jokes, that even Mr. Chan got exasperated. Always the one that caused our group to get our points deducted. And ALWAYS declaring how you're the most HANDSOME guy around. 

You may be annoying, but you're one of the most sensible guys I know. And have somewhat quite a bit of common sense in you. And the charm! Gosh! How many girls have fallen for you over the years? And yet not a girlfriend in sight! I'm amazed! 

Then there's Mr. Pilot. Or Mr. Taekwondo. Or Rich Man. But my mum told me it's rude to refer people like that, so... Mr. Pilot... since you're obsessed with your flying (and I don't know whether you owned a plane or not). He can be really annoying with his speech. I can't really describe this. His mouth will always pop out several jargons and it's kinda annoying. Comparing with me, yeah, I know my English is good, but I prefer to speak in my Singlish-tinted accent. It's more comfortable, despite the years at the convent school, NEXT to YOUR house.

And sometimes, the annoying thing is... your lack of common sense. I shall not elaborate further, so as not to hurt anymore of your pride. And sometimes, your extreme boldness is something that both irritate and amaze me. The way you pursue girls... Okay, maybe other girls might like that, but please don't ever do that to me. And please don't, you and I know we're not interested in each other other than the platonic way, despite THAT STUPID PRANK the MC twins pulled. 

Well, despite the bashing on these two guys, don't worry guys, I still love you two. In the platonic way, of course. It's comforting and fun. And I never fail to be impressed by the gentlemanly act that you always showed to the two of us girls, whenever we hang out. Opening the doors and letting us go first, walking us home... that seems to be lacking these days. 

I could give you two hugs, but you won't let me. LOL! Thanks for being the two annoying but great guy friends that I have. Even if we don't meet that often. Well, see you guys and Michelle soon!! And please, I can't afford the overseas trip!!